江南嘎嘎直樂，早知如此，自己還擔(dān)心個(gè)鬼??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                站好開噴就得了，自己會(huì)中毒？只要老子還有一張嘴在，根本沒可能??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                完全可以把心靈雞湯當(dāng)做是一項(xiàng)制敵利器的啊？
                
            
            

            
                    
                只要不停地輸出毒雞湯，讓對面兒心里破防，轉(zhuǎn)移毒素，對手就會(huì)中毒吐血，戰(zhàn)斗力暴跌！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這才是真正的讓語言披盔戴甲，上陣廝殺?。?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                心靈雞湯也太棒了點(diǎn)吧？
                
            
            

            
                    
                擔(dān)心被副作用鉗制？沒可能的！
                
            
            

            
                    
                [(乛皿乛?)～嘖～]
                
            
            

            
                    
                只是這絕活，也不是誰都會(huì)用的，破不了別人的防，就只能用小黃豆解毒，認(rèn)拉了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南這邊一臉清爽，可苦了其他人！
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見此刻的奧莉維婭還在一手抹眼淚抽泣著！
                
                    
                
            
            

            
                    
                另一只手則是捂著飄飄的裙擺，吹出來的都是芳香之風(fēng)，甚至還帶著五顏六色的花瓣光影？
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?*??(??﹏???)??*?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南愕然：(·?????)“你怎么沒拉的？還能站著？這不科學(xué)！”
                
            
            

            
                    
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                (ˇ～ˇ?)“你懂什么？我天啟族身為碳基之光，怎么會(huì)大庭廣眾之下做出如此粗鄙之事？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只…只要把排出的輪回之物原子改變，按照特定的方式組合，就可以變成帶香味兒的廢氣排出體外！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼：(*???)“真?小仙女放的屁都是香的？看似沒拉，其實(shí)已經(jīng)在拉了？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭瞪眼：(??﹏???)“你害說！害說！嗚～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自奧莉維婭的怨氣值+777…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眼睛锃亮，這作為自己的專屬解毒姬簡直再合適不過了啊？
                
            
            

            
                    
                而另一邊，夜淵已經(jīng)快不行了，掙扎著伸手！
                
            
            

            
                    
                _(?????」∠)“快！救我～救我！好不容易出來一趟，我不能死??！我屈了！屈了??！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一個(gè)瞬移湊過去，嘿嘿直笑：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*???)“那說好了之前的事一筆勾銷了?。　?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵牙都快咬碎了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                _(??????????? 」∠)““我大淵種一言既出，駟馬難追?。】旖o我解毒！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南這才塞給夜淵一大把小黃豆給他吃！
                
            
            

            
                    
                果不其然，黃豆剛一下肚，就有了反應(yīng)，夜淵直感覺自己的肚子里仿佛有超新星爆發(fā)一樣！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°口°)?“啊啊啊～來了來了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可朝四周望去，到處都是飛翔的大火箭，在哪兒都有死到臨頭的風(fēng)險(xiǎn)??！
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而夜淵根本憋不住了，他是中毒最深的那個(gè)啊，連挪步都是一種奢望了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                但怎么能在原地飛翔啊，我不要面子的??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                急中生智的夜淵猛的看到了自己手中的麻袋！
                
            
            

            
                    
                二話不說，直接把自己腰部以下套進(jìn)麻袋里，擺好姿勢就開整！
                
            
            

            
                    
                身周黑霧彌漫，以遮掩自己的窘態(tài)！
                
            
            

            
                    
                心中破口大罵，碳基就是麻煩！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南看著這一幕也是眼皮直跳，白瞎我這麻袋了啊靠！
                
            
            

            
                    
                你是真會(huì)啊你？
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見夜淵黑著臉：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???益?? ??)“不算賬也可以，但你得把破防話術(shù)教給我！我也要學(xué)會(huì)這個(gè)！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一怔，隨即嘿嘿直笑：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)“就這？簡單簡單，好好跟著哥學(xué)就是！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜淵的怨氣值+777…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                趁著大家自由飛翔的時(shí)候，江南則是把那兩艘星盜船收入囊中！
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即又把那支離破碎的星盜基地打劫了一波后，還把關(guān)在掌中國度里的星盜們累積的臟款都給沒收了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                一波下來，也賺了個(gè)近百萬的樣子，收獲滿滿！
                
            
            

            
                    
                不是星盜們窮，只是這星源點(diǎn)比較值錢罷了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                那些被正義執(zhí)行到只剩一件短褲加身的星盜們江南沒殺，而是放了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                畢竟江南也不是什么嗜殺成性的魔鬼！
                
            
            

            
                    
                就讓他們在亂星海好好悔改好了，若是還有不思進(jìn)取，屢教不改者！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南后續(xù)只能再來割一波…呸！再來正義執(zhí)行一把了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾星盜出來的時(shí)候，看著漫天飛舞的大火箭也是懵的！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這踏馬究竟是什么冥場面啊靠！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*??口??)“二哥！換個(gè)地盤東山再起吧，這里雖好，但已經(jīng)臟了，不能要了啊～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                上千星盜相互攙扶著，背影蕭瑟的離去！
                
            
            

            
                    
                而這場火箭秀也足足持續(xù)了三個(gè)小時(shí)！
                
            
            

            
                    
                是江南看過最猛的一場了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                追屁聞的天線寶寶們也獲得了應(yīng)有的懲罰，香風(fēng)過去便是黑煙，一個(gè)個(gè)被嗆的渾身漆黑，眼淚直流！
                
            
            

            
                    
                星澄終于能安心的填空造星了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                怨氣值這期間就沒停過！
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻衛(wèi)生鯨已經(jīng)退場了，莫莫早已被腌制入味，不過毒總算是解了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                如今一臉害羞的跑到江南跟前，扭捏道：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“南神～我…我能換個(gè)召喚獸不??？那虛空星鯨我有點(diǎn)不太想要了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南捂臉，是因?yàn)橐呀?jīng)臟了么？
                
            
            

            
                    
                女人這種生物，還真是無情的??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的夜淵也完成了排毒工作，拎著個(gè)麻袋咬牙切齒的！
                
            
            

            
                    
                等老子學(xué)會(huì)那破防話術(shù)，毒雞湯精通的啊，要你好看！
                
            
            

            
                    
                星澄也晃晃悠悠的跑了回來，眾人看著那漂浮在星空中，直徑數(shù)百公里！
                
            
            

            
                    
                依舊在冒著騰騰熱氣，正緩緩從赤紅狀態(tài)冷卻的小行星都是一臉驚恐！
                
            
            

            
                    
                愛醬咽了口唾沫：
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?( ° △ °|||)?“澄寶兒肚子里還真有貨呢～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                她這是憑空造了顆小行星出來啊靠！
                
            
            

            
                    
                星澄：(?′?`? )
                
            
            

            
                    
                “澄寶兒餓惹，要吃飯～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南：(′-﹏-`；)
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛喂胖一點(diǎn)，就給瘦成這樣，臉頰都凹陷下去了??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                這孩子跟著我也是遭了老大的罪了啊？
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( 。? ??)?“澄寶兒乖！哥這就帶你去吃好吃的嗷！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間帶著虛弱的眾人再次趕往下一個(gè)星盜團(tuán)老巢！
                
            
            

            
                    
                還是熟悉的操作，一個(gè)曲速膨脹泡干爆基地！
                
            
            

            
                    
                引得眾多星盜沖出，為首的是一身著白袍的無垢族！
                
            
            

            
                    
                皮膚青紫，沒有鼻子，兩眼深陷，下巴上長著數(shù)之不清的觸須！
                
            
            

            
                    
                看起來埋了吧汰，模樣惡心！
                
            
            

            
                    
                但其種族對個(gè)人衛(wèi)生這一塊，幾乎有種變態(tài)的偏執(zhí)，母星的生態(tài)環(huán)境也很好！
                
            
            

            
                    
                不然也不會(huì)獲得無垢族的稱號(hào)！
                
            
            

            
                    
                他們覺得族人下生之時(shí)，便一塵不染，不帶絲毫污垢，往后的人生，直至死去，也必須保持無垢！
                
            
            

            
                    
                甚至已經(jīng)成為了種族信仰！
                
            
            

            
                    
                無垢一族擅遠(yuǎn)程攻擊，人人都是大法師，也是星空序列前三百的強(qiáng)力種族！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′;;?;皿;?;;｀)“什么宵小之輩，也敢來找我無垢星盜團(tuán)的麻煩？你們在我眼里，就像是滋泥兒一樣惡心！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還不趕快滾出我的視線，簡直臟了我的眼！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南完全不理，而是轉(zhuǎn)頭望向夜淵，挑了挑眉！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“你上還是我上？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵搓了搓手：“總不能老讓你爽了？這次我來！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即一臉傲然的挑釁道：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ?°? ?°)“我知道你！沃瑪是吧？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                沃瑪?shù)裳郏骸笆怯秩绾?？老子…?br />                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完，夜淵的眼中就泛起一抹興奮之意！
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒想到這么容易就中招了，啞麻袋上的logo已經(jīng)亮起！
                
            
            

            
                    
                “影藏！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一瞬，夜淵的身影驟然消失在原地，猛的從沃瑪?shù)挠白又袥_了出來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                啞麻袋袋口一張，直接將沃瑪套進(jìn)了麻袋里，袋口自動(dòng)收緊！
                
            
            

            
                    
                一切發(fā)生的太快，甚至所有人都沒反應(yīng)過來！
                
            
            

            
                    
                星盜們懵了，就…就把我們老大套麻袋抓了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵哈哈直笑，晃了晃麻袋：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*?︶?*)“就方便！都愣著干什么？還不來老子這里把你們的星源點(diǎn)都交上來？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間還放出了自己的域以做威脅！
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南看著這一幕，嘿嘿直笑，夜淵上手很快嘛！
                
            
            

            
                    
                之后可得防著他點(diǎn)才行！
                
            
            

            
                    
                嗯？他這麻袋…
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自沃瑪?shù)脑箽庵?1008！]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自沃瑪…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南：?。?！
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?━=????(??? ????)“尼瑪！大淵種！你這麻袋哪兒來的？我就給過你一個(gè)，這麻袋是不是你剛剛用來…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵一怔，隨即額頭暴汗，低頭看了麻袋一眼：
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??w?? ?)“不…不打緊，不打緊！這不還是能用呢么？別浪費(fèi)了！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南捂臉！
                
            
            

            
                    
                你比我害牲口?。窟@麻袋你剛剛可是朝里崩了三個(gè)小時(shí)啊靠！
                
            
            

            
                    
                麻袋空間里得是啥樣的??？
                
            
            

            
                    
                結(jié)果你丫的稀罕叭嚓的拎了一路，還把一個(gè)無垢族的星盜首領(lǐng)給裝進(jìn)去了？
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見那啞麻袋劇烈掙扎，蠕動(dòng)不停！
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自沃瑪?shù)脑箽庵?1009！]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                沃瑪剛一進(jìn)麻袋，就被里邊無比鮮亮的芳香給嗆到了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                掉進(jìn)麻袋里，竟然還發(fā)出了噗通一聲！
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一刻，宛如殺豬一般的慘叫在麻袋里回蕩不休，他整個(gè)人差點(diǎn)沒當(dāng)場崩潰！
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′;;??;?口;??;;?｀)“啊啊啊～沃尼瑪！這是什么！這麻袋里都是些什么，嘔～嘔哇！”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你們踏馬跟我玩兒埋汰的是吧？這是對我種族信仰的侮辱！是褻瀆！啊～嘔～”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( つ;;?;??;??;;)つ“救命！救命?。∥乙懒?！我泳技不好的啊？”
                
            
            

            
                    
                本就對個(gè)人衛(wèi)生極其偏執(zhí)的無垢一族此刻在啞麻袋里受到了成噸的暴擊！
                
            
            

            
                    
                這對他來說，無疑是地獄！
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自沃瑪…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南撓頭，欸？這么能刷的么？這樣一看也挺好，鵝盒～
                
            
            

            
                    
                就先裝著好了！
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是又一個(gè)百萬懸賞的星盜落袋為安了！